Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed

Here are the words to a song all about some of the delightful creatures you might get to meet in Australia.....


Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed

Your life's constantly under threat
Have you been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left
Before a massive coronary breakdown

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Tiapan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming
At Bondi Beach

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed
Your blood is bound to be spilled
With fear your pants will be filled
Because you might accidentally get killed



So there we go, some words of wisdom! I have been lucky enough to meet a few of these lovely creatures and even had the privilege of being bitten by something not so nice whilst I was sleeping out in my swag - didn't stand a chance! I'm pleased to be able to say that I am still very much alive although this did lengthen my stay here in rainy Sydney. Hopefully though I will be in New Zealand in a few hours..... although I guess you never can be certain when in a land such as this one.